Woohoo, here we go again.
I haven't completely given up the fight of keeping Ayla in her bed. I definitely do not allow and even welcome her to our bed...every single night.
I haven't been recognized in Gymboree, by the staff, who know Ayla and myself by name.
I wasn't tempted to burst through the front door of my own home when it was being shown for the 579th time in a week screaming "BUY IT OR GET THE F*** OUT!!". This was after they should have been out 30 minutes prior and I was sitting in the van with my hungry and tired 2 year old, 2 hungry dogs and a rotiserie chicken!
I never purposely turn all of the ringers off so I don't have to bothered with the phone.
Alright, since it was brought to my attention - I''ll add this one too. I didn't ask Gracie(my DOG) who happened to be sitting in the front passenger seat while I was driving "Can I get over?" I then glanced at her and realized I was talking to my k9 and not my husband!
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You forgot to add that you don't ask Gracie Dog if her side of the road is clear at a stop sign.
Thanks sunshine! I guess I'll add it ;0
HA!!! You sneaky little thing....I only have one phone so its much easier for me!
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