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I am a neurotic mommy who must have ALL of the pieces that go to our toys at the end of every night. Before Ayla goes to bed we pick up and put things in their proper places....EVERY SINGLE PIECE. I know it's crazy, I know I should let it go but I cannot. Maybe I should see a psychiatrist....I have even been known to throw away toys that are missing pieces. The most recent victim was our "fridge farm" - we were missing the back half of our pig *gasp*
An Amber Alert is being issued tonight at the beautiful Victorian home of the Splonskowski's Loving Family Doll House. "Pink baby" went missing last night shortly after nine. The surrounding areas have been searched and searched again and "Pink baby" is nowhere to be found. Mrs Splonskowski feels that foul play may be involved, Dr Splonskowski feels that Mrs Splonskowski needs to be put on medication and Ayla Splonskowski's only comment was "Pink baby go?" This is the home of the Splonkowski's Loving Doll Family.........................
Starting on the left and going clockwise the family is listed Grandpa, Brother, Mom, Dad, Grandma(also holding "Blue baby") and Sister. Their pets - Mommy dog, Daddy dog, Puppies and White cat are also shown.................................................................................

This is the Scene of the crime. "Pink baby" was last seen in her nursery on the third story on the morning of the abduction. The home has been dusted for fingerprints. Current suspects include Ayla and Boston Splonskowski.

This is the close-up of the bed from which "Pink baby" was stolen. It is heartbreaking to see this empty crib..................................................................................................................................

"Pink baby" looks identical to "Blue baby" other than her clothes. She was last seen in a pink footed jumper with short sleeves. She was also holding a bottle in her right hand. She is two inches tall with yellow plastic hair and poseable arms and legs. She is not jointed......................
If you have any information on this case please call the Splonskowski family immediately. Thank you for your concern , will update soon.


This is the Scene of the crime. "Pink baby" was last seen in her nursery on the third story on the morning of the abduction. The home has been dusted for fingerprints. Current suspects include Ayla and Boston Splonskowski.

This is the close-up of the bed from which "Pink baby" was stolen. It is heartbreaking to see this empty crib..................................................................................................................................

"Pink baby" looks identical to "Blue baby" other than her clothes. She was last seen in a pink footed jumper with short sleeves. She was also holding a bottle in her right hand. She is two inches tall with yellow plastic hair and poseable arms and legs. She is not jointed......................

3 comments:
You totally crack me up!!!
This was my Sunday morning laugh.. better then the newspaper funnies!!!
Bobbi
AHAHHAHAAHAAAA!!!!
that is halarious! i was thinking along the lines of a choking hazard from a piece of a toy - not an amber alert or crime scene tape on doll house! I LOVE IT! lol so funny!
That is hilarious!! Good laugh for a slow day in the ICU at Jennie.
Keep 'em coming!
Gretchen
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